Smilin' Bob in Baghdad

The Washington Post reports that a secret Pentagon group reviewing America's options in Iraq has outlined three major strategies:
1. Send in a large number of extra troops -- perhaps several hundred thousand more -- to help break the cycle of sectarian violence.
2. Cut the number of U.S. troops in Iraq but undertake a long-term expansion of training and advisory efforts.
3. Undertake a swift withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq.
So far, so good. But according to the Post, Pentagon insiders couldn't resist the temptation to attach their own macho shorthand to the three options:
"Go Big," "Go Long" and "Go Home."
There's even a hybrid version called "Go Big but Short While Transitioning to Go Long."
Whew. Makes you long for the innocent days of "Shock and Awe." You think these guys have been watching too many Enzyte commercials?