Area of expertise

Narcissist of the week:
“To be honest, when I saw (Spitzer’s apology) yesterday, I was the first one I thought of.”
-- Former Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen in an Enquirer interview

Here is a guy who disgraces his office and betrays his wife by having sex with a subordinate, and what does he do? He hires a press agent to tout him to the news media as an “expert” on the Eliot Spitzer scandal.

Spitzer, as the world knows, turned his reputation as a crime-busting New York prosecutor into a landslide trip to the New York governor’s office in 2006. He then threw all that away by spending tens of thousands of dollars as “client #9” of a high-priced prostitution ring.

Do we need Mike Allen’s – or anyone else’s – expertise on what it is like to humiliate your family and trash your career by having the secrets of your illicit sex life laid bare?

By the way, in reference to a post below, I know that Eliot Spitzer is a Democrat and Mike Allen is a Republican. All that proves is that being a self-centered twit is a non-partisan issue.

So far at least, Spitzer, unlike Allen, hasn’t had the gall to put his newly uncovered “expertise” on his resume.