Packing Mom and Dad off to camp

Don't tell my kids about this, but it's now possible to send moms and dads off to "Parent Camp."

You won't have to buy a new toothbrush or sleeping bag -- the camp is four sessions in July with no scary overnights and is run by Catholic Social Services (info: 241-7745).

Topics include setting boundaries, learning how to nurture your offspring without overdoing it and establishing your family's values even when they clash with societal values.

Here's what I'd add to the camp curriculum:

Family reputations and fortunes are not made or ruined by who wins a soccer match.

Small children who are rebellious, obstinate and opinionated are sometimes being just what small children should be, developmentally. Their "No!" is a sign of self-confidence and growing personal influence and shouldn't be a threat to parental egos or cause for punishment.

Children's needs should always come before those of Mom's boyfriend or Dad's girlfriend.

There's a difference between making your child feel "special" and making him feel that no one and nothing matters more than his being continuously accommodated, placated or entertained.

Children's lives can be "enriched" to the point of poverty; unscheduled, do-nothing time is one of the best gifts you can give a child.

Feel free to add your thoughts.